top of page
Search

Pretty Woman

Nathan
Feb 3, 2023
1 min read

3.5/10 stinky bananas


Snooze fest. I don't get what all the hubbub is about.


Richard Gere has the personality of a Tic Tac. He bring nothing to this movie. BOOOOOO!


What the hell is Richard Gere's job? I don't get it. He sells dying companies for a larger sum of money than what it's worth? Is that it? How does that work? Maybe I'm just a dumbass. Who knows.


Jason Alexander's character in Pretty Woman makes zero sense. Why does he try to fuck Richard Gere's hooker? Seems like a bad idea. Classic Costanza.


Hotel manager is by far and away the best character in the movie. Everybody else kind of stinks, maybe, with the exception of Julia Roberts. She's just okay.


Hard pass on Pretty Woman. Below average at best.

 
 

Recent Posts

See All
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

4.0/10 stinky bananas It's hilarious that this movie even exists. What a funny concept. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a mixed bag. There is more bad than good, but the good stuff is quite enjoyab

 
 
Planes, Trains and Automobiles

8.8/10 stinky bananas Steve Martin and John Candy masterclass. Two legends in a great movie. What else could you possibly want? The first third of the movie is a bit of a slow burn, but once they hit

 
 
The Suicide Squad

8.8/10 stinky bananas A James Gunn banger. Great comic book movie. This version of The Suicide Squad is much better than its 2016 counterpart. It's a bit strange, though. There is some character cross

 
 
  • Instagram

©2020 by stinkybananas. Proudly created with Wix.com

bottom of page