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Mulan

Nathan

Sep 22, 2020

1 min read

0/10 stinky bananas

Absolute stinker. Easily the worst live-action Disney remake.

Everything you know and love about the original Mulan is taken out. No music. No talking dragon. No cute cricket. Oh and did I mention, THEY TOOK OUT THE FUCKING MUSIC. What the fuck is the point of a Disney remake if there is no music.

Oh but guess what, Mulan has magic powers now. What the shit is that about. And the bad guy’s bird is a witch for some reason.

Very much not worth the watch.

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