Morbius

Nathan

Jan 27, 2023

1 min read

3.7/10 stinky bananas

It's morbin time. Hahahaha. Remember when the internet tricked a movie studio into re-releasing this pile of shit? Unbelievable.

Bad movie. Leto sucks. Simple as that.

The VFX are ass. I couldn't see shit during the fight scenes.

What the hell was that romantic subplot? Leto kills her for no good reason. The whole thing made zero sense to me. Trash.

The only redeemable quality of Morbius is Matt Smith. Believe it or not, I liked him as the psycho vampire guy. The dancing scene was so ludicrous that I loved it.

Stinky movie. If you haven't seen it already, do yourself a favor and watch something else. You're welcome.

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