I’m Thinking of Ending Things

Nathan
Sep 22, 2020
1 min read

0/10 stinky bananas

I rather carve out my eyeballs with an ice-cream scoop than have to ever watch that movie again. Anybody that says they like that movie is either lying or they love sniffing their own farts.

I could watch that movie 5 million times in a row and never understand it. It is a movie about nothing.

I despise this movie with every ounce of my body. It is the epitome of artsy fartsy crap.

This movie is a crime against humanity and should be treated as such. Jail!

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