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Donnie Darko

Nathan

Aug 17, 2020

1 min read

0/10 stinky bananas

This movie stinks. Almost turned it off 5 times. Nothing about this movie makes any sense. I was confused for the first half of the movie, and the other half I spent not caring.

They also did my boy Patrick Swayze dirty in this movie. Patrick Swayze would never be into child pornography. Not cool.

Maybe I'm a moron, because this movie got a billion percent on rotten tomatoes. Good thing this website is nothing like that cesspool of bad opinions. I would never direct anybody in the direction of Donnie Darko, might be the stinkiest banana yet.

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