The Green Knight

I am truly baffled by anybody that has watched The Green Knight and liked it (89% critics score on rotten tomatoes). Put those people in jail and throw away the key.

Talking fox, giants, ghost with no head, doppelganger house, kid stole the axe and was never seen again, Dev Patel got jerked off by a doppelganger of his girlfriend and then she wiped his jizz on his scarf. These are all things in the movie. What the fuck is all this crap? What a joke. I paid money to see this piece of shit.

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