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The Holiday

  • Nathan
  • Dec 18, 2024
  • 1 min read

3.5/10 stinky bananas


Bad Christmas movie, if you can even call it that. 90 percent of the movie is Jude Law batting his eyelashes at Cameron Diaz, and Kate Winslet humoring some old man. Boring!


Cameron Diaz is a horrendous actress. She is so unbelievably bad in this movie, and her mouth is so damn big, it's distracting.


What the hell is this house swap chatroom these two nutjobs found themselves in? Sounds like a great way to get yourself murdered. There's a much better chance that some short, fat, bald, drunk guy crashes through your window rather than Prince Charming himself, Jude Law, knocking on your door and seducing you. Be real!


Having said that, the scene with Jude Law's kids is great. The napkin head got a real genuine laugh out of me.


Don't let the ladies in your life convince you that this is a good Christmas movie. They are just hot for Jude Law.







 
 

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