The Bourne Identity

Nathan
Dec 5, 2020
1 min read

8.4/10 stinky bananas

Really good action movie.

It‘s a spy thriller where a guy literally forgets everything about himself except for all the cool spy shit. Who wouldn’t like that?

My only gripe with this movie is the french girl that keeps getting in the way of the cool spy shit. She sucks. Bad actress. I wish she wasn’t in the movie.

But other than that great movie. Friggin check it out.

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