The Beekeeper

1.9/10 stinky bananas

Statham great. Movie bad.

The movie starts with an old lady getting scammed by the most obvious scam of all time, she loses all of her money, and then she fucking kills herself. Truly, one of the most ridiculous opening scenes in the history of movies. I refuse to believe old people are so dumb that they are just giving their bank information away willy-nilly. If they are that gullible then they deserve to lose all their money. Idiot.

It just so happens that her daughter is an FBI agent, and my god, she is legitimately the worst actress on planet earth. Despicable performance.

Every scene that doesn't have Jason Statham in it is a complete waste of time.

How did they get Jeremy Irons in this movie? He must've been blackmailed... or they gave him a big fat check.

I know the movie is called 'The Beekeeper' but they talk about bees way too much. Him being a beekeeper is not relevant to the story at all, yet they force feed bee analogies down my throat. Leave the bees alone, David.

Statham still rocks. Fucking people up with an English accent. Never gets old.

Go watch this movie, but fast forward through every scene that doesn't have Jason Statham in it and you will enjoy this movie infinitely more than I did. Trust me.