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Creed 3

  • Nathan
  • Mar 15, 2023
  • 2 min read

7.9/10 stinky bananas


Solid movie, but it takes a big step down from its predecessors.


Creed 3 has a Rocky-sized hole in it. This movie needed Rocky in it. He is arguably the best part of each of the first two Creed movies; now you take him out, and guess what? I noticed. Without Rocky, this movie has no heart. Plain and simple.


Jonathon Majors is very good in this. He is easily the best antagonist of the Creed franchise. His performance had me on edge the entire time. But, he did not look like a boxer. I thought the boxing scenes in this movie are the worst of the three Creed movies. Especially the final fight. Truly underwhelming. They fought in the fucking clouds for the majority of the fight. What the fuck was that all about? BOOOO! Side note: the commentators of the last fight were horrendous. They were saying Creed was regretting coming out of retirement halfway through the first round. What the hell are you talking about? Also, everybody was acting like Creed is some big underdog. Damian had 1 career pro fight under his belt and is older than Creed. I'm not buying it. If Vegas had a line on that fight, Creed would be -650 to win.


Bianca continues to be the bane of my existence. What a shit character. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR MUSIC CAREER LADY. NOBODY. YOUR MUSIC FUCKING STINKS. Oh and now she's okay with Creed fighting. She spent the whole last movie begging him to stop fighting, now she's encouraging it. Make up your mind, dummy. I like Tessa Thompson as an actress, but my god, this character is making me despise her.


Watch it for free when it comes out on streaming. Don't pay out-of-pocket for this one. Don't be a sucker like me. You're welcome.

 
 

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