Black Adam

7.8/10 stinky bananas

I like it. The Rock doesn't miss*. Black Adam is an entertaining movie, and at the end of the day that's what show business is all about.

*=misses sometimes

Great action throughout and the plot is decent. What else do you need in a superhero movie? Rhetorical question. The answer is nothing.

Pierce Brosnan fucks. That hair is unbelievable. Truly breathtaking. He is probably the greatest actor to ever live. Have you ever seem Mamma Mia? Probably the greatest singer to ever do it too. These are just the facts. Deal with it.

The kid actor STINKS. Typically, I don't give a fuck if the kids in a movie suck at acting. They're just kids. But this kid was especially bad. It was distracting. Part of the blame is on the director

for having this kid ride around on a skateboard for 80 percent of the movie like it's 1997.

Give Black Adam a watch. Can't go wrong with The Rock and Pierce Brosnan. Unstoppable duo.