Army of the Dead

4.1/10 stinky bananas

Not good. Not absolute crap but certainly not good. Cool concept, but they failed to execute it.

Let’s kick it off with what I liked. 1. Zombie animals. Very cool. 2. Great kills. My favourite was when the nun from Nacho Libre got her neck snapped. 3. Gory. The gore was fantastic. 4. Playing Zombie by The Cranberries at the end of a zombie movie. It was on the nose and I loved it.

Now for what I hated. 1. Horrific acting. Some of the worst I’ve seen in a long time. 2. Don’t care about the characters. They tried so hard to make me care and I would‘ve rather they just cut out all the emotional/sad crap. 3. Way too long. That movie should’ve been a whole hour shorter. 4. Dog shit comedic relief. Every joke fell flat. Really poor writing.

You can skip this one. There is better shit to watch.