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X-Men: Apocalypse

Ranking

#49

Rating

5.9/10 stinky bananas

About the Movie

Everything about this movie is a serious step down from Days of Future Past. The writing, the acting, the characters, the action - everything is substantially worse.


Apocalypse is an average villain. They absolutely wasted Oscar Isaac, and his suit fucking sucks. Apocalypse has terrible taste in henchman; Psylocke, Angel, and baby Storm are in your Four Horseman of the Apocalypse? Granted, Magneto is a good pick, but the other three are fucking useless. Angel is just a dude with wings. Storm doesn't do fucking shit in this movie. And Psylocke just has a laser hand, which sounds cool on paper, but in reality, it's not.


Why did they make Nightcrawler some wimpy loser? I hate him. Every time I saw his face on screen it made me viscerally angry. What a complete waste of a great character.


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