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About the Movie
Why in the world is this movie 2 and a half hours long? Ridiculous. 2 and a half hours of trash. Characters are garbage. Story is boring. The movie fucking stinks.
I’m sick and tired of this fucking hand thing that Chris Pratt’s character does to stop dinosaurs. It was fine for the first Jurassic World movie, but now all the characters can just stop dinosaurs from eating them by throwing up their hands. It pisses me off. Why would this fucking hand thing calm down a dinosaur. Stupid.
Read the full review here: https://www.stinkybananas.com/post/jurassic-world-dominion
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